Friday, June 26, 2009

12 Commandments in a Bachelor’s Life – it’s a Freak On

1. Thou shall not make credit card your girlfriend (she puts you in a comfort zone)

2. Thou shall not make a sports bar your home during UEFA, FIFFA, World Cup, etc. (Cricket included too)

3. Thou shall distinguish yourself from boring men and shall wear more of wacky casuals at work (what will girls look at otherwise?!)

4. Thou shall not be lazy and do laundry on your own (can appoint a washing machine)

5. Thou shall stay fit and not put on scotch or beer fat (avoid seeing last few minutes of Boston Legal)

6. Thou shall not buy a two seater Peugeot car but a simple four seater Honda (Peugeot is swankier)

7. Thou shall learn to dance just in case

8. Thou shall not limit life to Nintendo and Xbox 360

9. Thou shall not depend on pizza, chips and coke for dinner

10. Thou shall make sure not to ogle at a hot girl passing by

11. Thou shall not laugh at the plight of married friends (Pss. its unavoidable)

12. Thou shall follow The Guy Code by Barney Stinson(its Legen…………………….dary)

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